Stand-Up & Steer

This cow isn’t just grazing—it’s absolutely crushing its set. Stand-Up & Steer is for those who love a good laugh, a tight five, and maybe a little bit of udderly ridiculous wordplay.

Perfect for comedy lovers, aspiring stand-ups, and anyone who believes that life’s better when you’re milking the laughs. Whether you’re working on your next set or just vibing in the audience, this tee is here to bring the moos and boos (but mostly laughs).

Tip your waitstaff. Try the veal. Thank you, and goodnight! 🎤🐮😂

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